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💉👶 “I Honestly Think Nurses Deserve a ‘Nope, Not That Name’ Pass Once per Shift 😆”: Healthcare Workers Are Revealing the Most Outrageous Baby Names They’ve Encountered—And They’re Absolutely Jaw-Dropping!

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Twins in the NICU, one boy, one girl named Brock Lee and Callie Flower.

Once you become a parent, one of the bigger things you’re tasked with doing is picking a perfect name for your new little bundle of joy…

That being said, the likability of all names is subjective. However, there are some that, for lack of a better term, leave a LASTING IMPRESSION. So TikToker @victoriaaa_u decided to ask postpartum nurses to share the most unhinged baby names they’ve seen. And, boy, oh boy, did they deliver (pun intended).

Person in a mask indoors with text about unusual baby names that challenge the social security office

Get ready for quite an interesting scroll:

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Profile image of two smiling individuals. Text reads: "Rebecca Blessica, 2d ago." Heart symbol with 15.7K next to it

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Comment says: "Twins in the NICU, one boy one girl named Brock Lee and Callie Flower..."
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Comment saying: "Ya’highness & Ya’majesty - spelled exactly like that." 16.3K likes, 2 days ago
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Comment from user "bella": "Ho'nasty - pronounced honesty..." with 6652 likes

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Comment by Zoë: "I work in pediatric dentistry and we have a kid named sheep." 8986 likes
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Comment saying: "Dietitian in a behavioral psych hospital... kid with oppositional defiant disorder named nemesis."
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Social media post humorously suggests twin names as "Donwanna" and "Doneeda" with the last name "Mann," referencing two mothers
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Text from a social media post: "Dental hygienist. We had a patient named Shadynasty, pronounced Sha-dynasty, not shady nasty like the dentist said."

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Social media comment joking about keeping a book of unusual baby names, mentioning "Frijoles guacamole."

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Comment saying: "Twins - Justice & Liberty (the parents were lawyers) I found it kinda cute." 3496 likes

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Comment about a dad choosing a child’s middle name, humorously suggesting it was "Jamaicanmecrazy."

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A humorous social media comment about twin boys named Michael, mentioning their mom's unexpected serious reaction to laughter

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Comment joking about nearly being named Pixie Freedom Rose Starshine Hello, saved by grandma's intervention

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Comment joking about triplets named Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday
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Comment about a humorous misunderstanding involving Aretha Franklin's name. A woman almost named her daughter "Urethra."

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Comment by Christi Daly Starks says, "A real true miracle. All one word." It has 4847 likes
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Comment reads: "not a nurse but worked on postpartum floor; twins abracadabra & alacazam," followed by a few emojis and 2464 likes
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Comment about taking care of babies named Lucifer and Messiah on the same night

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A comment jokingly names triplets as Tadai, Tamarrah, and Yestadai. The comment has received 1580 likes

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Comment on a social media platform reads: "Candida...I BEG people to research names before giving them to your children lol."
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Comment from Kendra discussing someone named Cole Caine, mentioning social services involvement for multiple reasons, followed by sad emojis
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Comment joke says: "Canon and Crystal. Their last name is Ball," with 2027 likes
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A comment saying, "L&D nurse here: Phelony," with a neutral face emoji, and a like count of 9237

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Comment by Rachael: "Demon (pronounced duh-mawn)" with 5,041 likes and 2-day-old reply

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Comment mentions a nurse's experience with a newborn named Wolverine, garnering 151 likes
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Comment from Kaitlyn: "Teacher here. I had triplets named Lincoln, Mercedes, and Bentley. I also had twins Bert and Ernie."
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Comment about creating a money-themed family tree for two unrelated students named Currencie and Ar’money, who were on the same unit
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A social media comment humorously claims a mom named Lamborghini named her baby Mercy

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Comment saying, "narwhal... his name was narwhal," with laughing face and number of likes displayed

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Comment from user Jenimj: "We had twins Greg and Greg'nisha." 933 likes
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Comment from 'bailey' mentioning funny names: "Peds ER nurse here & I have a LIST in my notes app. Top contender being twins named Nowledge and Wysdom, spelled like that."
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Comment about a server misunderstanding a boy's name as "Taint" instead of "Tate" and wondering about their contact status

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Comment joking about the name Michael Scott, referencing "The Office," with a plush toy profile image and 4301 likes

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Comment saying "A'Blessyn" with a neutral face emoji, posted 2 days ago, with 2,488 likes

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Comment by rowdie homestead: "Nophyr (no fear)" with 637 likes

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Comment humorously noting family names: mom's Gidgett, sister's Bridgett, brothers Ron, Don, and John
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Comment says: "I used to coach three siblings: boo, piglet, and noodle."

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Comment about a preschooler named Rooster, with a laughing emoji and 1075 likes
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Comment from user "plasmaspeedos": "PLACENTA. We showed her what a placenta was, and said please don’t..."
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Comment reads: "dawasher & dadryer (twins in NICU)," posted 2 days ago with 739 likes
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Comment by user "mamabearmeag": "Meg and Tyra - short for Megalodon and tyrannosaurus" with 943 likes
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Comment about a 911 dispatcher encountering someone legally named Bud Weiser during a traffic stop
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Comment by Kelsea: "Kyleena - cuz she heard it on the IUD commercial and liked it," with 652 likes44.

Comment about someone's middle name being "Mania," playfully forming "Russell Mania."

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Social media comment by a user named Taylie: "Everlastingbreathoflife..." with 2984 likes

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A social media comment by Gretchen reads, "dragonfly windstorm ... like what," with 2,280 likes and a heart icon

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Social media comment reads: "Had a set of twins once named Freddy Kruger and Michael Myers ? willldd."

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Social media comment reads: "This was from my coworker but Cliffany. For a girl. Dad's name was Cliff."

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Comment by user brooke benjie reads: "Seventh baby, named him Seven."

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Comment humorously relates to someone naming a child "Chlamydia" and "Female" after misunderstandings
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Comment listing unique names: Jeffica (Dad's name was NOT Jeff), Nevik (Dad's name backwards), Hakuna Matata, Messiah, Se7en (pronounced '7')
After all that, this might be a good rule of thumb:

Comment from a labor and delivery nurse joking about parents reconsidering baby names if they struggle to spell them
And this might not be a bad idea!

Comment reads: "I feel as though nurses should get to veto one name per shift ?"